Pretty sure that’s the twist every year.
Ivette Corredero | BB6 | Runner Up
The only member of the Nerd Herd that I found tolerable…actually scratch that. They were all terrible…but Ivette was the lesser of four evils. Let’s get everything terrible out of the way: 1. she was part of the Nerd Herd. That’s bad enough. 2. She’s actually associated with Beau ew. 3. this bitch called Kaysar so many disgusting things, talked trash about his religion and COMPARED. HIM. TO. OSAMA. BIN. LADEN. She kept trashing him and his religion and Kaysar literally stood up and mean mugged her so hard like he was gonna hit her…and honestly, as bad as this sounds, I wouldn’t have cared. :/
One thing about this Latina Lesbo is that she survived the block like no hot mama before. She survived the block four times and won that Final HOH. Like a Nerd would, she sent the real winner of BB6, Janelle Pierzina, packing. Now even though I didn’t like Ivette, against MAGGIE AUSBURN?!?, Ivette should’ve won BB6. Howie had to be a dumbass and not vote with the people that actually had brains (James and Janelle). So Maggie won, Ivette lost. Another minority, racially and sexually, that missed the title. I would take Ivette as the first gay winner over Andy ANY DAY OF THE YEAR.
This latina lesbo didn’t make it to All-Stars and wasn’t voted back in, which in a way is karma, but I would’ve liked to see her try and become a fave of mine without Beau or April or Maggie. Because without the shitty racist comments, without the Nerd Herd, without BB6, Ivette could’ve really redeemed herself and even become one of my faves… I guess we’ll never know and she never will. Despite it all, she played an average game.
Overall Score: 8/10
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Kalia Booker | BB13 | Placed Fifth
Kalia was one of those kinds of houseguests that were cheated in a season that was far too rigged and should’ve taken her further. Kween Kalia initially wanted a very lowkey game, but she decided if someone was gonna make a move in the game, without sitting on their asses and waiting for someone else to do it (cough -Porsche, Adam, Shelly- cough), it’d have to be her. Godlia won HOH and had Jeff worried after she said he was gonna be a pawn. Now ofc in BB, going up as a pawn is the sign of death unless you’re Spencer BB15, but Jeff went FAR too overboard with it. So Kalia said fuck you bye jeff and joined an alliance with Porshit and Daniele. Now while Kalia was a hella coattail rider of Daniele’s she was still making MOVES and that’s what matters. Kalia got put on the block with Porshit but unfortunately got taken down and Daniele was put up in her place. :( She won HOH again and evicted Jeff’s bitter ass. She got nominated against Porshit and lost because she was actually a threat that was playing the game. :’(
Nonetheless, Kalia showed that she truly wasn’t going to be a floater and used her skills despite not being the skinniest person there. She sets the stage that no matter your size, you can definitely do well on BB and make it far…but when a season is rigged too fucking much for Rachel Reilly ofc you’re gonna get fifth. But Godlia deserves redemption.
Overall Score: 9/10
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Holly King | BB5 | Placed Twelfth
Annoying as hell, my LORD. Blond, dumb, and just… lord. She was so far up Jase’s ass she could feel his brain ugh. Poor girl thought everyone loved her, but actually…no one really liked her except Jase. BUT, it was kinda sad when she found out that Diane was being fake and never really liked her. but i mean whatever diane stayed, she left.
So basically Holly was a dumb blonde, got her toes sucked in the tub by Jase and thought delusionally everyone was her friend.
Overall Score: 3.6/10
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Jun Song | BB4 | Winner
Jun, our South Korean witch, was brought into the season with her also-South Korean ex, Jee. Jee & Jun were kinda like casual acquaintances tbh and it didnt really mess up their games. Jun was a premiere floater and was one of the first successful floaters on the show with Alison. She tried to be as nice and lay low, which still being a manipulator at the same time (which is never easy). Queen Jun was a master chef and cooked so much that all the HG’s (except Alison) got addicted to her cooking, got cast under a spell and never put her up. Don’t believe me? The only time Jun got put up, she was unanimously saved. She eventually got Alison under her spell and was saved during the last HOH and taken to the F2. Though she semi-trash talked the HG’s (NOT ON DANIELLE’S LEVEL), she fixed one last spell-binding meal to the jury, but she didn’t have enough for Nathan and that’s the story of how Jun Song became the only minority to win Big Brother by a vote of 6 to 1: her bomb ass cooking skills.
Overall Score: 8.8/10
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Jennifer “Nakomis” Dedmon | BB5 & BB7 | Placed Fourth & Thirteenth
When I found out about her, I thought omfg what is a nakomis and her wacky name remains part of her legacy. As part of the DNA twist, it was revealed that dickwad Cowboy was her brother. Nakomis was expected to be a pretty early boot, but she SHOCKED me with her gameplay. She survived the first week and began to prove herself. Nakomis is famous for creating the “Six Finger Plan” aka “backdooring”. She won 3 HOH’s and was a shoe-in for top 3. BUT, her dumbass brother evicted HIS SISTER over basic Diane. Nakomis was very robbed of a top 3 spot she deserved. She came back for All-Stars and got evicted second because Kaysar was an idiot. We don’t talk about that though.
Despite initially looking to be slacked, Nakomis proved herself in BB5 as much more than what she seemed and this “daughter of the moon” coined a term that will be used for centuries to come.
Overall Score: 8.2/10
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remember when ivette came out in the diary room and just in case it wasn’t clear enough they changed her occupation
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